I'm on a roll now... Next some gems from Bronagh (bronaghwaugh):

New storyline....who killed Des....?! (*that's a joke btw - MWAHAHAHHA)

What a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the hollyoaks woodpecker is a pecking - I might even break into a light joyous jog....feg 1st...

postman pat has internet and now lives in a city- so freaked out....

wish I had a tiny wee pet dinosaur to play with in my pocket when I'm in Moobs....a tohty wee stegosauraus would do....

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Of course I couldn't forget Ashley Taylor Dawson (ashoztd):

Quote of the day, "Truth talks, bulls**t walks!" I'd like to thank @krisdeeds for this pearl of wisdom! Atankyou, you Geordie little tinka!

If it ain't broke! Break it!!!

I just found a puddle of bricks under a piece of gravy coloured wind!!! See ya!!

I've got a sore throat, I can't tweet very loud!

I found a flamingos belly buckling under my shoe this morning! What a strange start to his day!?!?

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JesslaFox:I went to victoria secret and all I got were some nipple daisies!

bronaghwaugh@jolliehaybowes Don't make me fight you...and take u down....I'll sit on u if u don't wise up!!!or suffocate u with my boobies!xxx

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Of course i'll post some from my fave lady....Zoe Lister..

'A rather hair-raising ride on the back of boyf's scooter to an audition dressed in 'business attire'. I look stupid.'

'Still in 'business attire,' am in a coffee shop with the Guardian pretending I work in PR.'

'Jennie Biddall is meeting me at the coffee shop. If she's not wearing a suit, I'm not interested.'

haha! and..

'Just fell over a small bollard in London bridge. In a puddle. Bruised shins dot com!'

Awww bless her...!

'I don't quite know what came over my hairdryer this morning but I look like I'm auditioning for The Jetsons.'
hahaha

'Christ, I almost came dressed the same as Lynda Bellingham. Bloody Hell'

'@stephenfry so many congrats, am sat 5 rows behind you. I will lick you back.'
hahaha

'Just got a dress firmly stuck halfway down my body (not covering modesty however) in a very posh shop for about 10 minutes. Absolute panic.'

'Days until NTAs 4. Dress to wear 0. Dresses bought but unable to get arse into 1. Suspected fortune to be spent.......'

hahaha love it!

'Just Google Mapped myself. All is ok, I haven't been stolen. Phew.'

'I ate a sprout tonight to make sure I definitely don't like them. I definitely don't like them.'

'Alice and I are in a clapped out MG on the M40 trying to stay on the road. Wave if you see us.'

'Lemsip fuelled dreams last night involving Michael Buble. Crumbs!'

'Too much sambuca.... White. Slightly less abrasive down the oesophagus.'

'Me and Mike Barnes are going out tonight. Don't tell my boyfriend...'

'Turned on bath which was still set to shower head position which was pointing directly in my face which quite violently sprayed me.'

'Did you just say 'Doughey is not a murderer' @jesslafox ?!'

'@bronaghwaugh thanks for your big, disco knickers and wicked tights!! I have a great photo of your bottom.'

Right ok I could on forever but stuff that - too many tweets!! haha

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Hollyoaks Later Bootstamper all over mings face #2
Sarah: 'Zoe it's you, it'll always be you'
http://twitter.com/zoelisterfans

This thread is a great read. Loving all the tweets

Steph_Waring:Does moving from one end of the sofa to the other count as exercise?

Kevin_Sacre:@MrRickyWhittle how's it going fella ... Keep going .... You'll finish eventually! Lol

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Ooo how did Ricky actually do? What was his time?

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his time was 5:30 ish but i dunno what place he came

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That is a good time some celebs didn't even finish so top marks for him for doing it all.

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Steph_Waring On route to London, doing This Morning tomorrow with a few of the cast so make sure u tune in! I will be the fat one on the end of the sofa!

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