Hiya! this is a funny fic that is set before Cheryl arrived in Hollyoaks in the summer. As she lives in Ireland, she trys to find out where Mercedes and Malachy live with the help of Mercedes' brother John Paul and his boyfriend Craig who they happen to live in Ireland too! 
CraigThe Conversation I had with Pete back in November in Scotland really helped me figure out things between me and John Paul.
It made me realise that me and John Paul needed to be there for each other and we needed to be strong as a couple.
When I came back to Dublin, We spent the whole night lying in bed, comfortng each other, making love and whispering loving words in each other's ear. We didn't care about going to sleep. We had a lot to catch up on.....
The next morning, I woke up to the smell of bacon coming from the kitchen. That must be John Paul cooking breakfast, seeing that he's not in bed next to me.
I got up from the bed and walked into the kitchen, only to find John Paul placing two slices of bread into the toaster, dancing along to whatever song was on the radio.
He looked so divine. I am still so happy that I have him.
''Hey you'' I say to John Paul, wrapping my arms around his waist. John Paul smile as I turned him around and kiss him passionately and softly on the lips.
''We have a big day planned!!'' I excitedly say.
''Oh yeah?'' John Paul asks as I lean closer to him with his back against the kitchen counter.
''Yeah!'' I whisper. ''We're gonna go shopping, go for a pint, then go to the club at night and after that we can go home and maybe we can--''
I groan in frustration when I hear banging sound on the front door.
Who could that be at 10 in the morning??
I let go of John Paul to go open the door.
Mine and John Paul's jaw dropped when we saw a tall busty woman, with blonde curls, big jugs, wearing blue mini shorts, pink top with white jacket and a sailor hat burst through our front door, panting.
''Uh, who are you?'' shouted John Paul.
''Oh, I'm Cheryl love, whats your name wee lad?''
''I'm John Paul McQueen'' replied John Paul
Cheyl gasped in shock. ''McQueen? as in Michaela and Mercedes McQueen?''
''Yeah they're my sisters. How do you know them?''
''Oh I went to my ex boyfirend's wedding, he was marrying Mercedes and me and Michaela were the bridesmaid''
''You mean Malachy?''
''Yeah!'' said Cheryl as she turned to me, I suddenly felt a bit scared.
''And who is this stud?'' asked Cheryl, eyeing me up.
''Thats my boyfriend, Craig'' Yep. John Paul definitely said it loud and clear.
Cheryl scoffed as she pointed at both of us in surpirse.
''You're gay? God, you Mcqueens are something else eh?''
Me and John Paul turned to look at each other in suprise.
Boy, John Paul sure did look offended by Cheryl's comment about his family.
But Thats one of the thing I love about him, he's protective of the people he loves.
''Anyways, do you know where Mercedes and Malachy lives, I had to leave Belfast coz I'm on a run from the police and I don't have anywhere to go!'' said Cheryl in panic
''Wait, you're on a run, why?'' I asked Cheryl while John Paul is drinking a glass of water.
''Because a man died while I was making love to him'' Cheryl confessed as John Paul spat out his drink in shock and I sniggered, trying my best not to laugh.
''Yeah they live in Hollyoaks'' John Paul simply said, trying to hide the grin off his face.
''Oh thanks lads!'' moaned Cheryl in relief.
''I gotta go now to catch the ferry to Hollyoaks but I'll hopefully see ya and I'll give ya love to the Mcqueens aye?'' asked Cheryl as she picked up her bags and started to walk towards the door.
''Great bye Cheryl!'' said John Paul, waving at her as she left.
When the door closed, me and John Paul groaned in relief and giggled.
''God, what a woman eh?'' said John Paul, chuckling.
I grab John Paul by the waist and pull hm closer.
''Well its a good thing you told her where your family live, so she won't have to stay with us eh?'' I say.
''Yep, the Mcqueens will deal with her back in Hollyoaks'' said John Paul, smiling as I attach my lips to his.
''and I can definitely deal with you in the bedroom'' I seductively say.
''Great! As long as you don't kill me when you make love to me'' John Paul jokingly said, as he grabbed my hand, dragging me into the bedroom, giggling.
